This quick enjoyment of life quiz predicts your longevity

by | Mar 22, 2017 | Aging gracefully, Spiritual Insight & Humor | 0 comments

I enjoy the things that I do

  • Never
  • Rarely
  • Sometimes
  • Often

I enjoy being in the company of others

  • Never
  • Rarely
  • Sometimes
  • Often

On balance, I look back on my life with a sense of happiness

  • Never
  • Rarely
  • Sometimes
  • Often

I feel full of energy these days

  • Never
  • Rarely
  • Sometimes
  • Often

If you’ve answered “sometimes” or “often” to two or three of these questions, a December, 2016 article in the British Medical Journal has good news for you.

More than 9,000 people over the age of 50 took this quiz and the authors reported that those who scored high in “enjoyment of life” had about one-third lower risk of mortality over the next seven years. Even if you scored only medium high on the quiz (two items ranked “sometimes” or “often”) your mortality risk went down by one-sixth.

Here’s the link to the full article.

In the spirit of “enjoyment of life” I share with you a question-and-answer “interview” with a (fake) doctor one of my patients forwarded to me. Hope you enjoy!

Q: Doctor, I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? 
A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it… Don’t waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Take nap.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: Oh no! Wine made from fruit. Brandy distilled wine, that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made of grain. Bottom up!

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio? 
A: Well, if you have body and you have fat, your ratio one to one. If you have two body, your ratio two to one.

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program? 
A: Can’t think of single one, sorry. My philosophy: No pain…good!

Q: Aren’t fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food fried in vegetable oil. How getting more vegetable be bad?

Q : Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle? 
A: Oh no! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should only be doing sit-up if you want bigger stomach.

Q: Is chocolate bad for me? 
A: You crazy? HEL-LO-O!! Cocoa bean another vegetable! It best feel-good food around!

Q: Is swimming good for your figure? 
A: If swimming good for figure, explain whale to me.

Q: Is getting ‘in shape’ important for my lifestyle? 
A: Hey! ‘Round’ is shape!

(I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.)

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, Chardonnay in one hand – chocolate in the other – body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming “WOO-HOO, what a ride!!”


For those of you who watch what you eat, here’s the final word on nutrition and health.
It’s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

Eat and drink what you like. 
Speaking English is apparently what does you in.


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